Das Führer Newsom has declared

Thou shalt not advertise to minors

In compliance with his majesty's wishes you need to be a chronological adult read our website.

Highly scientific, detailed and thorough studies have proven that showing a picture of a gun or mentioning the word gun causes normally well adjusted intelligent young people to lose their freaking minds and go berserk. It has also been proven that violent video games, television, movies and cartoons depicting epic glory in highly unrealistic situations and lack of parental influence has nothing to do with our troubled youth.

Until the law is repealed, freedom is restored and the Alleged Nazi Monkey Fucker Newsom is out of office we have to do this to comply.

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